Tea

"Wan and the Remarkable Shrub"
It has a perfection hitherto unknown among the liquids of the world. It cheers, yet without any disconcerting effect upon the speech or movements. It warms where one is cold and cools where one is hot. Already every trace of fatigue and despondency has vanished, leaving us inspired for further deeds of public usefulness, eagerto accomplish other acts of justice. It stimulates, invigorates, rejuvenates, animates, lubricates."

found at the Brahmah Museum of Tea and Coffee
www.brahmahmuseum.co.uk